#19 The mention of a marital status

"Hi there, I'm a very easy going, happily married Auckland male in my early forties, who is looking for someone easy going to be a special friend with benefits (yes I know, happily married and friend with benefits don't exactly sound like they go together but...). Over the last few years as couple, we have found our libidos going in very opposite directions to the point that we are frustrating each other and it may be time to look at other options.
For now I'm testing the waters because even though we have talked as a couple about me finding a friend with benefits for more than a year and a half, it's harder to take the next step as she still hopes her libido will pick up.

About little bit about me: I'm a fun, kind, naughty but nice, slim, clean, cut and discreet (feel free to ask me anything)"

I basically stopped reading at MARRIED. Gross. Get a marriage counselor or a hooker or something.