"I want to pleasure you..."
Thanks for letting me know.
Worst pick up line ever?
"I want to impregnate you"
Will you birth it for me too? Breast feed it and raise it? No? Well then, no!
Will you birth it for me too? Breast feed it and raise it? No? Well then, no!
Distance makes the cock grow harder
"I want to have sex with you but you are in the wrong city lol "
I don't want to have sex with you, thank fuck you are in the right city.
I don't want to have sex with you, thank fuck you are in the right city.
#49 Questioning your own compliment
"wow your are beautaful?
you keen for a chat?"
I'm still laughing.
you keen for a chat?"
I'm still laughing.
#48 Twat honey
"May I lick your twat honey?"
Is he asking to lick my twat, and calling me honey? Or he is asking to lick the honey coming out of my twat?
Either way, the answer is no. Mainly because you called my beautiful vagina a twat.
I won't message you if...
you live in the ghetto.
Shallow, I know, but there's something wrong with you if you choose to live near violence and rape.
Revelations about dating...
Tonight I sat on the sidewalk and drank and ate pizza with a whole bunch of girls. As it does, our conversation turned to dating and we began sharing our online dating disaster stories. It made me feel great that I wasn't the only one getting these stupid messages from stupid guys.
...then it made me feel horrible. If we all experience it regularly, then what hope is there?
...then it made me feel horrible. If we all experience it regularly, then what hope is there?
#45 Plz let me plz you
"dont you want some hot kinky fun today be fun, me plz you , you dont have to do anything to me, i want to plz you"
I have no words.
I have no words.
#44 Matured men
"would you be interested in a matured man?"
I like my men to have maturity, but not to be twice my age.
I like my men to have maturity, but not to be twice my age.
#43 Enough talking for both of us.
"Hay there would you like to have a chat. Sorry i havent got much riten up on my page a as i would rather talk to some one for abit then let the hole nz-nzd know me a, i enjoy Speedway classic cars muscle cars v8s roadtriping and alot more music ranges from rock 2 hip hop and rnb i have 3tats and 7periceing i wouldnt mind a few more tatts a, i am looking for that someone in my life to full the gap thayr realy hard to come across these days anything you wanta know jus ask or anything you wanta tell me go head a sorry if it takes me awaile to reply back a as i dont have a computer at home iv eather gota use my sisters or mates comp but i will reply a by all means, Hear from you soon, Also i dont have apix of me up on my profile a as thay dont have the right flash player on there pc to up load a pix a"
I'm not sure what to reply with, since you haven't given me any questions to answer.
I'm not sure what to reply with, since you haven't given me any questions to answer.
#42 $$ for marriage
"Hi, do you require residency / PR. I can help with marriage for $$$. Get in touch."
How fucking offensive, not to mention illegal. I ended up reporting this guy, what a fucktard.
I won't message you if...
I can't understand your profile. Seriously.
"i also like any movies excpt action on its own bt dnt mind action commedts,etc."
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN SAY?
"i also like any movies excpt action on its own bt dnt mind action commedts,etc."
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN SAY?
#41 Where am I from?
"how long u been in this country for"
I was born here. Oh cos I'm not white does that mean I'm foreign? Fuck off you 48 year old ignorant shit.
#40 Musical or insane
"Hi , please do not put yourself down. Please do not waste your time. Pera/ ! ps - this is a good time to pat yuourself on the back jack. and don't you come bacvk no more , know more , no more - --------- Life is about stamping the good parts into your brain - before the drain takes the strain - before it become mooooondane . Is this puppy insane - please refrain - time to retrain and nake a gain - are you in the right lane to stay in the game ?"
How many cliches and rhymes can a guy put in a message??
Revelations about dating...
Why do I keep looking at profiles when I know that I am not going to like any of them? I spend half the time laughing at ugly people and the other half judging the hot people.
Never going to find the man of my dreams on the internets am I?
#39 Inappropriate emoticon
"i would love some of you, your hott and great (.)(.)"
Did you just put boobs in your message to me? When did boobs become the new smiley?